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You're late.
If you didn't catch this shit the first time around, we really shouldn't be bending over backwards for your lazy asses.
But, lucky for you, we enjoy bending over backwards.
Now read fast so we don't hafta write slow.

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TEENAGERS FROM MARS | Interview
| by Zolo |
Zolo once again delivers coverage on a groundbreaking new creator in this interview with comic book writer Rick Spears, writer of Teenagers From Mars and the new Dead West. A graphic novel with Misfits & Drive Like Jehu references, Wal-Mart-bashing, Mike Diana love, and zombie parties... Teenagers From Mars should be at the very top of any Shifter's summer reading list.


CHAD MICHAEL WARD | Interview
| by Zolo |
Zolo deserves biggups for bringing Chad Michael Ward to our attention. His work is dark, disturbing, and occasionally arousing... which makes it a perfect addition to the universe of madness we deliver here at UnitShifter.

TEAGAN PRESLEY | Featured Profile
| by Jesus |
Jesus gives us a career profile on reigning porn queen Teagan Presley... the girl next door, if you happen to live next door to a lusting sex goddess built like She-Ra and obsessed with having things stuck up her ass.


DISINFO
| Featured Review
| by Talibano |
Disinfo
gets the Talibano treatment as the King of Kandahar reviews DISINFORMATION: The Complete TV Series on DVD. Talibano breaks down the history of the counterculture-chic institution and how they used the cashmoney of the man to make quality television about transvestite porn and outlaw artists.


LAST HORROR MOVIE | Interview
| by Amanda By Night |
Julian Richards
tells all to Amanda By Night about the award-winning reality-slasher pic Last Horror Movie.


VIDEO TEAM'S INDIA | Interview
| by Talibano & Hzzlekzzle |
Talibano
& Hzzlekzzle get a touch of jungle fever when they meet Video Team's India at the AVN Awards and debate the age old question of "Biggie or Tupac." East Coast!


FIND A DEATH.com | Featured Review
| by Amanda By Night |
Cult leader/mastermind Scott Michaels of the infamous FindADeath.com goes celeb-gravesite spelunkering with our very own Amanda By Night.


GEORGES BATAILLE'S STORY OF THE EYE | Featured Review
| by Talibano |
Andrew Repasky McElhinny
is bestowed Talibano's Golden Phallus for his over-the-top artporn movie Georges Bataille's Story Of The Eye.



JIM JARMUSCH | Live Q&A
| live at DiY-Fest |
Jim Jarmusch
talks about how he's managed to get some of the raddest score composers to represent for his movies--everyone from Neil Young to RZA. Jim goes on to school you on how to raise money for your own indie film... rob a bank?

[Quicktime. Shot by DiY-Fest]

CARMEN LUVANA | Interview
| by Talibano & Hzzlekzzle |
UnitShifter covergirl & sexy boricua Carmen Luvana took some time out to chill with Talibano & Hzzlekzzle at the AVN Awards... she told them about her favorite machine--we still can't figure out what the hell she's talking about, but apparently it's one hot little robot since Carmen "couldn't stop cumming!"

[Quicktime. Shot by Hzzlekzzle]

JOE R. LANSDALE | Interview
| by Amanda By Night |
Amanda By Night
hunted down and interrogated Joe R. Lansdale, the legendary genre author who most recently blessed the world with Bubba Ho-Tep.


DEATH BY STEREO | Interview
| by Suicide Girls Mia & Katie | <-- see them nekkid at Suicide Girls.com

Long-haired mullet punkers interviewed live at The Van's Warped Tour.
[Quicktime. Shot by Re:Generation:TV]

BRINKE STEVENS | Interview
| by Amanda By Night |
Amanda By Night
got down with America's favorite scream queen Brinke Stevens. Did Brinke go bump in Amanda By Night? We'll never tell.

AVN PORN AWARDS | Review
| by Jesus |
Jesus
found lust in the dust of Las Vegas at the infamous AVN Porn Awards. Jesus discovered that pornstars are essentially the chick version of rockstars plus they're way hot. Oh yeah... and Jesus fell in love. Who with? Read it and beat.

GABE BARTALOS | Interview
| by Amanda By Night |
Amanda By Night
cornered SFX god Gabe Bartalos and asked him about his career in horror from Basket Case to Leprechaun to his newest effort Skinned Deep, an indie horror he wrote, directed, and produced himself.

WHITE RABBIT ROCK N ROLL CIRCUS | Featured Review
| by Ryan-O |
Ryan-O
got really stoned at a rock & roll circus and attempted to review it. That guy's a fucking degenerate.

SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL '04 | Featured Review
| by Zolo |
Somehow Zolo was invited to a real film festival and got to see homoerotic popstar indie films. Then he slummed around parties with Paris Hilton and Soleil Moon Frye.
Lucky fucker
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SHOCK-O-RAMA | Featured Review
| by Ryan-O |
Ryan-O sat in a Hollywood movie theater with decades of old semen crusted on the seats and enjoyed 24 straight hours of vintage underground schlock and live burlesque hotties.

GLASSJAW | Interview
| by Suicide Girls Mia & Katie | <-- see them nekkid at Suicide Girls.com
The INFAMOUS interview shot live at The Van's Warped Tour.
[Quicktime. Shot by Re:Generation:TV]

TED V. MIKELS | Interview
| by Ryan-O |
Maverick B-movie filmmaker Ted Mikels got super drunk with Ryan-O and spilled his guts about making Blood Orgy of the She-Devils, Corpse Grinders, Doll Squad, and more.

MERRY AXE-MAS SPECIAL | Featured Reviews
| by Amanda By Night |
Amanda By Night
's round-up of the best horror movies to watch when waiting for Ol' Saint Nick to shimmy his ass down the chimney.

APOCALIPSTICK | Featured Review
| by Amanda By Night |
Lenora Claire
's night of post-apocalyptic performance art.

FLOGGING MOLLY | Interview
| Suicide Girls Mia & Siren | <-- see them nekkid at Suicide Girls.com
Drunken, Irish punk rock interview shot live at The Van's Warped Tour.
[Quicktime. Shot by Re:Generation:TV]

GLASSJAW | Live
Live at The Van's Warped Tour.
[Quicktime. Shot by Re:Generation:TV]

NOFX | Live
Live at The Van's Warped Tour.
[Quicktime. Shot by Re:Generation:TV]

JAMES ROBINSON | Interview
| by GreyBoy |
A shit-talking good time with the screenwriter of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and writer of the Vertigo comic Starman.

..:THE ARCHIVES INCLUDE EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER DONE EXCEPT FOR ANYTHING WE LOST OR DON'T FEEL LIKE ARCHIVING... OR ANYTHING TALIBANO WROTE THAT GOT SOMEONE'S ASS KICKED:..
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