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What
the fuck?
What else can you say about the goriest porn movie ever?
 Re-Penetrator
is ridiculous in the most profound and profane ways imaginable.
It crosses lines you didn't know were drawn. It's more unnerving
than the decapitation videos out of Pakistan.
Re-Penetrator is almost impossible to review. The movie serves a
singular purpose: to shock, and that it does...
One of the few pieces of media to be "banned from the internet"
(really just from its original US-based domain, but let's not squabble
with details), Re-Penetrator earns its rep as a truly outlaw production
of the lowest taste and largest balls.
Directed by former-Troma-lieutenant Doug Sakmann, Re-Penetrator
features all the campy gore of a Lloyd Kaufman production... but
where Lloyd might throw in a few tits, the contribution from hardcore
porno-punk Joanna of Burning
Angel makes this straight-up hardGore pornography.
Yes, Joanna is smokin' hot... and, yes, watching her vomit blood
while sucking cock is pretty impressive... but, I mean, Sharon Tate
is hot--would you really want to see an internet video of her untimely
run-in with the Manson family? Oh... right... I forgot the UnitShifter
audience for a second.
Re-Penetrator is the unlikely collision of punk porn and rotten
dot com. While it's not a date movie (unless your date is about
to be sacrificed to Satan), it is fascinating in its over-the-topness.
The only question this reviewer has is what will the internet produce
next to one-up Re-Penetrator. I shudder at the thought.
Currently available only on the internet at www.repenetrator.com,
Re-Penetrator will be coming to DVD as part of a series of porn-horror
spoofs from Burning Angel. Consider yourself warned.
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