Adriana
 

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Directed by Andrew Blake

Andrew Blake's stylish films are a point of contention amongst porn fans. Some claim that the beautiful women he expertly photographs are worth the price of admission; others gripe that there is too much posing and too little action. The reality is somewhere in between. Blake's films more than succeed as softcore, but while voyeurs do enjoy being teased, we also expect some kind of pay-off. With Andrew Blake, you're taking the risk of being left with a pair of blue balls.

"This little piggy went to...unghh! Unghh!"
Adriana comes very close to transcending the style-over-substance tag. It's star, Adriana Sage, is an incredibly hot Latina who is fascinating to watch no matter what she's doing. The opening montage of her bending over wearing only a short, see-through skirt was enough to earn it at least three stars from me. As the DVD progresses, we see Adriana in a variety of situations, some solo and some with other (equally impressive) women. While fetish themes abound, the most exciting action we're treated to is some decent rope bondage. While there is lots of breast-slapping, Blake inexplicably wastes Adriana's only decent spanking scene by tacking it onto the end credits. If you're into fancy footwear and chicks being bound underwater, you may enjoy this one more than I did. If you're looking for hardcore lesbian sex or S&M, you might as well forget about this one.

The DVD is well done, with a second side full of hot dildo action outtakes and a series of short leg-fetish scenes featuring Dahlia Grey.

WARNING: There is no sound other than the musical score, which is lame, watered-down "electronica" that will put you to sleep. I recommend muting the audio on the DVD and playing your own soundtrack. Curve's latest album Gift worked really well for me, but if you want to listen to something stupid that's up to you.

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