Delta Delta Die
 

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Directed by Devin Hamilton

Once in a blue moon, an exceptional tongue in cheek gross out movie will come in under the radar. And even rarer is finding a film where the lead character is so insane only Julie Strain could have played her! You'll find both in this unusual treat which has arrived under the title Delta Delta Die.

A sorority of cannibals is planning a big bash which involves collecting the tasty body parts of some of the more eligible bachelors in town (Wow! They must really hate townies!). The sisters use their feminine wiles to lure such young bucks to their den of torture where headmistress Marilyn (Julie Strain) gets medieval on their ass! A snooping fellow student suspects ill will in the house which brings ex-sister Rhonda (Brinke Stevens) out of hiding. Turns out Rhonda has a bone to pick with Marilyn as she helps the teen detective unleash the dark secrets of Delta Delta Die.

(Insert sausage joke here.)

Unlike a lot of the made for home video titles that have been popping up lately, Delta Delta Die is kick ass little film! Julie Strain makes Hannibal Lecter look like Mr. Rogers as she carves her way through the masculine meat of their small college town. Just check out the blender scene and you'll see what I mean!

Director Devin Hamilton seems to have a firm grip on all things B. It's got humor, gore and nudity galore. What's shocking here is that some of the nudity is of the male persuasion. But hey, I'm not complaining! Guy sleaze fans need not despair, Julie and her voluptuous cult do not disappoint.

Everyone looks like they're sinking their teeth into the cannibal nonsense especially Tiffany Shepis and Brinke Stevens. But Julie Strain is the standout as the psychotic den mother. Without her there would be no film. And honestly, could we live without a film called Delta Delta Die? I think not!

Shadow Entertainment goes all out on the disc, offering it in widescreen and including a commentary track as well as deleted scenes and bloopers. But the most interesting addition to the disc features Julie along with her sister (and co-star) Lizzy Strain in a sort of home movie your parents never would have shot. Julie is a total ham though at times it looks more like a train wreck! Still, it's a nice look inside the warped mind of a B movie goddess.

Dirt Cheap DVD alert: Delta Delta Die $8.18
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