Limo Confidential
 

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By Peach


Peach DVD is good times.

"Oooh, Borco is getting chubby now."

In Limo Confidential, the team at Peach puts together a softcore send-up of Taxicab Confessions, replacing the east coast cab-grime with west coast limousine plastic-glamour. The team at Peach keep their tongues firmly in cheeks (and elsewhere), never taking themselves too seriously; in so doing, Peach's stylish releases are more fun than competitors' offerings in the genre of wholesome, middle-America-leaning softcore.

The setup is pretty standard, we're driven around Hollywood by limo driver Borco Spankanoff... who plays his role as immigrant driver with about as much subtlety as his name suggests--but no complaints here, since his introductory monologues are just that, and he never annoys with his delivery or interrupts the action in the backseat.

The first segment introduces the character of popstar Whitney Fears, who gets stuck sharing a limo with her pop nemesis Cantina. Har har. Not brain surgery, but good fun as the two bicker just long enough over one another's money-makers before getting dirrty.

That's par for the course with Limo Confidential, which features a lot of stripping girls and a few girl-on-girl sessions. Peach manages to keep the banter light and entertaining, which is difficult since no one pops in a DVD like this for the banter.

Peach loves their interactive games, and Limo Confidential comes equipped with a DVD driving game to reach the bonus scene. The game is clever enough, but I drive those highways every day and the map made no sense to me--I made every single wrong move you could make... it can get a little frustrating. Depends on your mood, but you can probably live without the bonus scene and just focus on mastering the main menu with one hand.

The girls are all Valley-chic, though many of them are impressively natural, which is always nice. The DVD is frontloaded, so if you don't make it past "Whitney & Cantina" and "Broken Hearted Rachel" then you've already gotten your money's worth.

Overall, Peach does a good job with its softcore vignettes, not unlike Hip Hop Honeys or Suicide Girls but with its focus more firmly on mainstream-accessible ladies of a calibre well-above your average Skinemax fare.

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JESUS