Jon Dough's not kidding around when he says this is "excessive entertainment..." in fact, I'm quite certain I've broken a few of the Patriot Acts just by watching it.

Tory Lane (before the savage attacks to follow...)

This is edgy, excessive, seriously hardcore porn. The girls are seasoned vets of the skin trade who attack cock with the kind of brutal ferocity Rudy Giuliani unleashed on strippers and street vendors back in the 90s... impressive to say the least.

Tory Lane, for example, sucks knob like an Olympiad, she pounds this guy's cock into her mouth so viciously it looks like Flight 175 hitting the South Tower.

PLUS POINT: You'll notice I referred to the guy getting head as "this guy"--that's cuz Jon Dough has the brains to avoid cutting to male reaction shots. "Young & Thirsty" does not bog us down with shots of waxed Valley dudes moaning. All the men are objectified into anonymous cocks... which scores extra points for this DVD.

NEGATIVE POINT: The guys in this movie have been reading too many junk emails about "did you ever drip cum when you wanted to shoot it?" There's something seriously wrong with their diets, because their loads look like wet paper mache. When those thirsty girls gargle the phlegmy loads it might distract you a little bit.

PLUS POINT: Each sequence starts by introducing the next girl as she does household chores like washing the windows or scrubbing the floors. Talk about fantasy... this one's for all you married guys who beat off more than you did when you were single AND still have to do your own laundry!

The Girls Of Excessive... watch them do the chores... and LOVE them!

This is not romantic porn for a second date with the local farmer's daughter, mind you, unless she asks you to bring four of your friends along for a gangbang. I heartily recommend "Young & Thirsty" for guys who've recently been dumped or cruelly insulted. Get out your aggression by watching three dudes thum-bang porngirl ass and then dirty sanchez her tonsils with their butt-caked fingernails. Excessive is the key word here.

WARDROBE DEMERITS: Tory Lane has the best outfit, but she loses half a point for the chrome "SEX" bling between her boobs. Likewise, Kat's braces bummed me out. Avena Lee and Lacey Tom are sorority-girl-cute (right down to the freshman 15) in their cotton tank tops & panties... though the fishbowl high heels make them slightly more Santa Monica College than UCLA.

In the end, I must say that the calibre of hard-pound porngirl has increased tremendously in recent years. You can tell by the cover that these girls are actually hot pieces of ass, and let me assure you they fuck with the unimpreachable chutzpah of gutter-trash earning the next fix. Kudos to Jon Dough and Excessive Entertainment for cultivating some real talent for this hatefuck extravaganza.

Deja D'aire is a cutie piece of alterna-ass, but trust me when I tell you that Excessive frontloaded the entertainment and you'll get more than your money's worth if you never make it past Tory Lane's star-turn in sequence 1. That's a tip just for you from your buddy Jesus!

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