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- So Irv Gotti (Murder Inc's big poppa) was arrested and the cops confiscated a bunch of Viagra pills he was carrying. Hah ha! We suspect he accidentally peeped that jack-o-lantern with legs Ashanti in her dressing room and hasn't been able to get hard since.

- Being a backyard wrestling champ is the next best thing to being a pornstar--especially if you're a closeted gay dude like Talibano! If you're in NY or LA check out Paul Hough's backyard wrestling documentary The Backyard. Goober got wet when she heard they fight with staple guns and barbed-wire bats. It's playing in NY at Cinema Village and in LA Laemmle Fairfax. More cities to follow.

- Apparently Vincent Gallo (of Buffalo 66 fame) is about to bankrupt his distributor with the disaster of a film Brown Bunny. As cinematographer-cum-director, Gallo gets to hold the camera while costar Chloe Sevigny shines his knob--we figure his lame career was a small price to pay for the chance to make B-Listers Gone Wild.

- That's right--Halle Berry is set to play the lead in the new Catwoman movie. First it was supposed to be Ashley Judd (hot!), then Nicole Kidman (echh...), and now we're left with Halle fucking Berry (and she probably won't even show off her cans this time). Anyhow, is it just us or is Hollywood going overboard with all these fuckin superhero movies?? Nicolas Cage as Ghost Rider?? John Travolta and Rebecca Romjin-Stamos in The Punisher?? What's next... Betty White as Wonder Woman?? Actually, mmmmhhhh...

- Ever wondered what it would be like if He-Man stuck it to Jenna Jameson? Now you'll know, thanks to the booming action figure industry. That's right, Wicked Pictures and Vivid Video have made their top pornstars into action figures. We're raiding the toy bin for the best Celebrity Sexmatch--right now it's Stephanie Swift getting her fuck on with Yoda.

- The Black Mamba threatened to sell Talibano's balls to the pygmies in the Congo River basin again. Mamba's favorite porn this month is Hustler's newest installment of its Barely Legal series.
Go figure.

- They're making a live action Akira. We suspect the ending will still make no fucking sense.

- Gigli officially made no fucking money. We've decided that there is a God... which is not a good thing, by the way.

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