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May 16
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We've got a sexy new prize for all you gamblin' Shifters out there!

A FREE DVD of your favorite honkeytonk horror
BUBBA HO-TEP

Bubba Ho-Tep (Special Edition) - BUY THIS DVD!
Read Amanda By Night's interview with Joe R. Lansdale!

DVD Features - Two Commentaries (1) Bruce Campbell & Don Coscarelli (2) Elvis Presley, Deleted Scenes, Excerpts from Lansdale's novella, MUCH MORE

"How's it work, Daddy?"
"Well, here ya go, li'l darlin'..."
- Click here - it'll take you to Ryan-O's messageboard page.
- Tell Ryan-O to go fuck himself in the most creative way possible.
- Copy & paste your hateful flame into an e-mail addressed to talibano@unitshifter.com. Make sure that the subject line reads "Ryan-O ain't The King, bitch!"

We will choose our 20 favorite insults, drop em in a glory hole, and pull out 5 winning names. If you're one of 'em... you get yer own Bubba Ho-Tep DVD!

If you follow these instructions correctly, you are more intelligent than most of the people who work here and certainly anyone who reads this website, so your chances of winning are pretty damn high.

If you work for MGM, we apologize for cussin'.